Military HUMOR

A good joke is always good to receive as it is to give.....Here is one that I overheard one night in the mess hall....damn near choked on this one when I heard it.....

There was the paratrooper, who was walking his guard post in Germany near the line..as he was walking he spotted a Russian on the other side doing the same thing.... So he yells over to him....HEY YOU!!! HEY YOU!!! Are you a paratrooper...You know a Paratrooper.. ( he is cupping his hand upside down and raising and lowering to show the sign of a patrooper dropping).... The guy sees him and turns and runs off...... Oh well....so he continued walking his post.....
A couple of weeks go by and he was thinking to himself, maybe he is Infantry...So he was back out walking his post again and he runs across the same guy....So once again he yells over.....HEY YOU!!! HEY YOU!!!...You Infantry....you know infantry ( this time making like a little man running with his fingers...to show the sign of a infantry man...)...Once again the guy turns and runs off to his guard shack....Hmmmm....Not a paratrooper....not Infantry.....maybe he is field artilary....well, a few nights go by and he sees him again and yells over to him....HEY YOU!!! HEY YOU!!!...... Are you field artilary...you know field artilary....( this time he is using both hands...his left one is in a circle shape while using the other to show a round coming in on target..)....The guy see him.....drops his rifle and runs off scream to the guard shack......The paratooper say damn...he is not a Paratrooper.....not Infantry....not field artilary....I will give the one more try......he has to be a Forward Observer......well, a couple of weeks go by and he is out there walking his post ..hoping to run into that guy again......and he does....so he yells over to him....HEY YOU!!!!....HEY YOU!!!!!.... are you a Forward Oppserver....You know a Forward Oppserver..( at this piont he has his hands up to is eyes like a pear of field glass...moving them in and out, like he is adjusting them)....the guard on the other side......drops his rilfe and runs off screaming at the top of his lungs back to the guard shack.......his comrade there inside the shack ask him what is wrong.....so the guard tells him........................ American Paratrooper says when he drops from sky ...he is going to case me and F--k me up A--hole until my eye balls pop out........... the end.......
Hope you enjoy the joke as much as I did when I heard it.....and I still think it is funny......then while you are saying it.....try and put the hand signs with it......much funnier.....lol.